Today’s sign that I’m old: the fact that 1983’s A Christmas Story has long been regarded as a holiday classic. It’s weird for something that hit screens during my 16th year to turn into something seen as an “old” flick anyway, but I guess that’s life!

Actually, Story didn’t do much at the box office when it first arrived. Only on video did it prosper, and now it’s become a holiday institution, largely through the choice of a cable network to run it for 24 hours non-stop on Christmas.

It seemed like an odd choice for director Bob Clark, the man behind the prior year’s trashy and smutty hit Porky’s. Clark leapt from that crude and tasteless world to the charming and sly humor of Story, and he made the latter a surprisingly likable affair.

One couldn’t call Story heavy on plot. The film focuses on the family of little Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley), a pudgy bespectacled nine-year-old. Set in northern Indiana circa 1940 or so, the film mainly consists of small episodes in his life during the weeks that lead up to Christmas.

These include a scene in which a friend gets his tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole, the controversial arrival of a “major award” won by his Old Man (Darrin McGavin), the continual torment leveled by a neighborhood bully named Scut Farkus (Zack Ward), and many other little slices of life. The only overriding theme comes from Ralphie’s attempts to pursue his ultimate dream Christmas present: a Red Ryder 200-shot range model air rifle.

Adapted from the stories of Jean Shepherd and narrated by the author, Story easily could have turned into a cheesy and tacky piece of nostalgia. However, Clark maintains Shepherd’s innate cynicism well through this flick.

Story always views its world with a sense of reality and bite, so it never turns gushy or gooey. However, Clark amazingly avoids glibness or any nasty turns.

His view of the era lacks sentiment but still feels warm and engaging. No one ever expresses much in the way of loving emotions, but you know they’re there.

No one embodies that quite as well as McGavin in his wonderful turn as the Old Man. McGavin becomes something of a force of nature here, as he makes the Old Man charmingly free from charm.

Like much of the movie, McGavin gives his role a mildly cartoony feel, but he never turns his character into a spoof or a parody. Instead, he invests all his energy into the Old Man’s worldview and makes him crusty but amusing and likable.

Much of Story’s charm really does come from the fact it never tries to win over the audience. It never turns cutesy or precious, though its natural warmth comes through even with all the cynicism.

For example, the Old Man often displays a veiled layer of contempt for his own family. Nonetheless, we can still tell he really cares for them, and when he demonstrates this, it feels natural and true to the part.

Another reason Story works so well comes from its other actors. When it first hit screens in 1983, I recall that I sneered at it due to the presence of Billingsley.

He’d also appeared on the lame TV series Real People and he seemed to me to represent the typical precocious and cloyingly adorable Hollywood kid actor. Because of that, I thought his presence would undermine Story.

I was badly mistaken. Instead, Billingsley keeps Ralphie well ground in the real world and deftly underplays all of his scenes.

Ralphie feels quite real and never turns into a stereotypical cute kid. The same goes for all the other young actors, as they bring a great level of believability to their roles.

Clark also deserves credit for the film’s period feeling. Story feels like they shot it back in the 1940s due to Clark’s attention to detail. Of course, the warm and fuzzy cinematography helps, and all of this makes Story come across like an accurate capture of its time.

Really, A Christmas Story works because it gets all of the little things right. It’s not an epic flick that bowls over the viewer.

Instead, it creates a tartly cynical but still warm and likable look at childhood that avoids the usual precious pitfalls. A Christmas Story earns its place as a holiday treat.

A Christmas Story appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 1.85:1 on this 4K UHD Disc. Expect a highly satisfying image.

Overall delineation seemed pleasing. Given the movie’s style, some shots felt a little soft, but these made sense within the film’s dreamy, nostalgic period vibe. The elements usually came across as pretty accurate nonetheless.

No issues with jagged edges or moiré effects materialized, and I saw no edge haloes. Grain felt lighter than I expected, but I didn’t sense any problematic noise reduction, so the image seemed natural, and it lacked print flaws.

Colors opted for a low-key palette, with a natural impression. While the hues tended toward the subdued side, they looked accurate, and occasional instances of brighter tones seemed appealing. HDR added range and impact to the colors.

Blacks seemed deep and dense, while shadows were smooth and clear. HDR gave whites and contrast extra power. I felt pretty happy with this appealing presentation.

Though not as good, the film’s DTS-HD MA monaural soundtrack worked just fine given the movie’s vintage and ambitions. Speech seemed natural and concise, and effects – which lacked a lot to do in this character tale - appeared fairly accurate and full.

While music didn’t burst out of the speakers, the score felt reasonably lively and lacked distortion. Nothing here excelled, but the audio felt more than adequate for a mono mix from 1983.

How did the 4K UHD compare to the 2008 Blu-ray? Audio seemed more accurate and showed better range, even with the limitations of 39-year-old mono material.

Visuals showed a more impressive upgrade, as the 4K looked better defined, cleaner and more vibrant than the dull, messy Blu-ray. This turned into a strong step up in quality.

On the 4K disc, we locate an audio commentary from director/co-writer Bob Clark and actor Peter Billingsley. Both men sit together for this running, screen-specific piece. While the pair offer some nice remembrances, this ultimately becomes a pretty average track.

Clark and Billingsley touch on a decent variety of topics. We learn about the different sources of the story and how Clark brought it to the screen.

They discuss locations and production challenges as well as the prickliness of author Jean Shepherd. We also get a nice mix of interesting anecdotes from the set plus some discussion of the film’s initial reception and subsequent life.

Clark seems really bitter about the many criticisms leveled at Porky’s over the years and appears happy to point out that Story might not exist without his earlier success with the sex comedy. We even find out which major actor almost got cast as the Old Man.

Unfortunately, the guys often do little more than just talk about what they like, and more than a few empty spots appear. I learned some intriguing bits from this track – who knew Clark shot a sequel? – but it’s a spotty commentary as a whole.

More extras appear on the included Blu-ray disc, where we see Another Christmas Story, an 18-minute, 18-second retrospective. It brings comments from director Bob Clark plus actors Peter Billingsley, R.D. Robb, Scott Schwartz, and Zack Ward.

They tell us continued reactions from the public toward the film, their own Christmas memories, and a number of anecdotes from the shoot. The program doesn’t remotely attempt to present a full examination of the film’s creation, but it includes some good notes and seems generally interesting.

The next featurette looks at the gun that remains the movie’s prized possession. Daisy Red Ryder: A History runs five minutes, 18 seconds.

It launches with quick comments from Bob Clark and actors Schwartz, Robb, and Billingsley, but then we head to the Daisy factory to hear from co-curator of the Rogers Daisy Airgun Museum John Ford, customer service manager Orin Ribar, public relations manager Susan Gardner, and advertising manager Steven Ribar.

We get notes about the history of the airgun, modifications made for the model used in the movie, and airgun safety issues. We also find out a little about the use of the gun on the set. No one ever does tell us if you can actually shoot out your eye with an airgun, but this is a reasonably efficient and interesting look at the subject.

Get a Leg Up finishes the disc with an examination of the movie’s other most coveted item, the leg lamp. In this four-minute, 38-second featurette, we see DVD producer JM Kenny chat with lamp creator Joe Egeberg and tour the latter’s plant.

We also hear from leg lamp manufacturer Dave Smith. I could live without Kenny’s snarky attitude, but it’s still kind of cool to learn that you can actually buy these things.

New to the 2022 release, Christmas in Ohio runs 21 minutes, 15 seconds and delivers notes from Christmas Story House and Museum owner Brian Jones and actor Ian Patrella.

We find out how Jones came to purchase the movie’s house and how he and Patrella turned it into a tourist attraction as well as some of Patrella’s movie memories. A lot of this feels promotional but some fun notes arise.

Under Jean Shepard Original Radio Reading, we find two segments: “Duel in the Snow” (38:07) and “Flick’s Tongue” (30:50). Fans of the movie will know right off what topics these tell, as they offer the source stories for film chapters.

Shepard’s readings come with the roots of the film sequences but diverge in a lot of ways. They become a delightful addition to the disc.

Under Script Pages, we get a text extra. It shows the screenplay excerpt for another scene in which Ralph fantasizes about how fabulous life would be if he got a BB gun. It’s a fun bonus.

Two ads finish the set. We find the movie’s trailer and a promo for the Leg Lamp.

As noted above, this package includes a new 2022 Blu-ray, one that doesn’t appear to enjoy a solo release. I suspect it uses the same transfer as the 4K and thus likely also blows away that mediocre 2012 BD, but I won’t actually review that disc until/unless it hits shelves on its own.

While A Christmas Story made little box office impact in 1983, it found a huge audience via home video and cable broadcasts. The film deserves its positive reception, as it presents one of the better holiday flicks. The 4K UHD offers very good picture and appropriate audio along with a decent selection of bonus materials. Fans should feel delighted with this new release.

To rate this film, visit the Special Edition review of A CHRISTMAS STORY