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Kevin Smith
Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonhauer, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier, Walter Flanagan, Scott Schiaffo
Writing Credits:
Kevin Smith

Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.

Chronicling a day in the life of Quick Stop clerk Dante Hicks, Clerks captures the hilarity of the humdrum even as it raises slackerdom to existential proportions. From behind his counter, Dante desperately tries to exert some power over the crazy customers, his own love life, and his incorrigible friend and fellow clerk Randal - the type who sees nothing wrong in closing the video shop he works in to go rent movies from a better store.

Box Office:
$27 thousand.
Domestic Gross
$3.151 million.

Rated R

Widescreen 1.85:1
English DTS-HD MA 5.1
Supplements Subtitles:

Runtime: 92 min.
Price: $39.99
Release Date: 11/17/2009

• Audio Commentary with Director/Writer/Actor Kevin Smith, Director of Photography David Klein, Producer/Editor/Soundman Scott Mosier, Clerks Historian/Assistant Cameraman/Grip Vincent Pereira, Journalist Malcolm Ingram, Mallrats Producer Jim Jacks, Gaffer/Lighting Assistant/Still Photographer Ed Hapstak, and Actors Brian O’Halloran, Jason Mewes, and Walt Flanagan
• Enhanced Playback Track
• “Oh What a Lovely Tea Party: The Making of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” Documentary
• “Clerks: The Lost Scene”
• “Flying Car” Short Film
• MTV Spots with Jay and Silent Bob
• Trailer
• Music Video
• “Clerks Restoration”
• Original Clerks Auditions
• “Clerks: The First Cut” Extended Version of the Film
• Audio Commentary with Director/Writer/Actor Kevin Smith, Producer Scott Mosier, And Actors Jason Mewes, Brian O’Halloran, and Jeff Anderson for “The First Cut”
• “Snowball Effect” Documentary
• “Mae Day: The Crumbling of a Documentary”
• 10th Anniversary Q&A
• Outtakes from “Snowball Effect”


Panasonic 50" TH-50PZ77U 1080p Plasma Monitor; Sony STR-DG1200 7.1 Channel Receiver; Panasonic DMP-BD60K Blu-Ray Player using HDMI outputs; Michael Green Revolution Cinema 6i Speakers (all five); Kenwood 1050SW 150-watt Subwoofer.


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Clerks [Blu-Ray] (1994)

Reviewed by Colin Jacobson (November 13, 2009)

Okay, I admit it: sometimes I might ever so slightly display the teeniest tendency to be close-minded about some things. Case in point: when Kevin Smith burst on the scene with indie hit Clerks in 1994, he immediately became the darling of the hipster set. MTV even incorporated some of his characters for promos.

Obviously, compared to the hype of mega-movies like The Phantom Menace or Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, the buildup that surrounded Smith and his movie was almost negligible, but there was something about that "next big thing" attitude that turned me off and I never gave Clerks - or any of his subsequent films - a shot.

Until 1999, that is, when I decided to give the then-new DVD of Clerks a look. Long weekend, five-day rental, special edition - what the heck, let's give it a shot!

Clerks turned out to be a pretty funny and entertaining little movie. It's definitely not would you'd term an "epic;" all it purports to do is show a typical day in the life of some early-20s "slacker" types as they deal with the various issues that affect them - mainly women and crummy jobs. Actually, far too much happens during this workday for it to appear truly "typical" - our main character, Dante (Brian O'Halloran), more actively debates his romantic choices than would be usual - but most of the film's humor stems from the slightly warped portrayal of the strangeness that we encounter on such a frequent basis.

That's the area in which the film really shines. It doesn't attempt much of a plot - Dante's attempts to work on his love life make up the movie's most consistent theme - but it more than makes up for any story deficiencies through wittiness and incisive (though broad) characterizations. Clerks is definitely a film in which the whole is much greater than the sum of its parts. Taken on their own, various aspects of the production are pretty weak. The acting largely smacks of community theater quality, the story basically doesn't exist, and it lacks any vague form of production values. The whole thing looks cobbled together in some guy's spare time - which, essentially, it was. The movie's about store clerks, for God's sake! What less interesting premise for a film could there be?

Still, the project possesses a strong spark that makes it compelling. Smith seems to have a good ear for dialogue; it isn't always incredibly witty or insightful, but it's real, and that's what makes it entertaining. It's the old "it's funny because it's true" deal; although the movie definitely presents its characters and scenarios in a broad manner, there's enough realism to make the picture compelling and interesting.

To be honest, I found it tough to write this review because it seemed so hard to pin down what it is about Clerks that makes it entertaining. It's not a world-beating movie, and you're probably not going to spend hours discussing its details with your friends, though you might quote its lines endlessly. The acting varies between flawed but entertaining (Jeff Anderson as Randal) and atrociously wooden (Marilyn Ghigliotti as Veronica, who always seems to struggle to remember her lines).

However, part of its appeal lies in the fact that it's something different and that it knows its strengths; Clerks never attempts to be more than a small, affectionate study of a certain kind of person at a certain point in their lives. It's not an all-time classic, but it's a great deal of fun and it stands up to repeated viewings; this is one of those movies that can offer different experiences at different times.

The Blu-ray Grades: Picture C+/ Audio C+/ Bonus A+

Clerks appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 1.85:1 on this Blu-ray Disc. Given its extremely low-budget origins, the flick has never looked great, so don’t expect wonders from the Blu-ray transfer.

For the most part, sharpness appeared adequate. The original photography occasionally rendered things somewhat indistinct, but not to a terrible degree. The movie retained a fairly decent sense of definition. No issues with jagged edges or shimmering occurred, and edge enhancement was absent.

Unsurprisingly, source flaws were an issue. Due to its 16mm origins, grain became very heavy, and I also noticed some other few defects. Specks and other marks popped up sporadically throughout the film. These weren’t overwhelming or surprising, but a moderate amount of defects occurred.

Black levels looked pretty nice and deep, but contrast appeared erratic. The film usually looked either a little too bright or a bit too dark. I felt pleased with the transfer of Clerks, for I think it did about as much as it could with the source material – well, without an effort to clean up the various non-grain print defects. The inherent flaws remained too substantial for it to deserve anything higher than that.

I thought the DTS-HD MA 5.1 soundtrack of Clerks was decent. The mix essentially remained monaural except for the stereo music, which displayed good delineation and spread. The songs popped up cleanly in the front speakers and also spread nicely to the surrounds. Otherwise, the audio hewed closely to the center and didn’t spread out much.

Some very minor ambience popped up at times, such as with wind on the top of the roof or the rumble in the car. I thought a few more environmental bits cropped up this time, such as some localized elements within the convenience store. The scope remained very modest, though, so while the mix seemed to open up the spectrum a bit, it still focused heavily on the center.

Speech usually seemed decent, though the lines could come across as brittle and edgy at times. Some weak dubbing also marred the presentation. Effects played a minor role and seemed passable. They failed to present much range and came across as thin and puny much of the time. Music seemed acceptable, as the songs were reasonably bright and dynamic, though not radically so. Nothing about the audio of Clerks sparkled.

How did the picture and sound of this Blu-Ray compare with those of the 2004 DVD? Both were something of a wash. Even with Blu-ray’s added resolution, the image lacked much precision. In fact, the format tended to make some concerns even more prominent; for instance, grain was more noticeable. Audio was about the same, as the lossless track didn’t do much to improve upon the source material. Clerks is an odd choice for Blu-ray, and the disc doesn’t provide a substantial improvement over the last DVD.

Virtually all the same extras from the 10th Anniversary disc appear here, and we get a couple of new ones. I’ll mark the Blu-ray exclusives with special blue print.

For the film’s theatrical cut, we find the first of two audio commentaries. Here we get notes from director/writer/actor Kevin Smith, director of photography David Klein, producer/editor/soundman Scott Mosier, Clerks historian/assistant cameraman/grip Vincent Pereira, journalist Malcolm Ingram, Mallrats producer Jim Jacks, gaffer/lighting assistant/still photographer Ed Hapstak and actors Brian O’Halloran, Jason Mewes, and Walt Flanagan. (Klein, Hapstak and Jacks show up late and don’t participate for the whole track; Jack appears around 36:15, Hapstak at 43:00, and Klein at 1:10:50.)

Smith dominates the commentary as he mostly either points out who certain cast members are and mentions flaws in the film. He also tosses in various production notes such as casting and props. The other participants mainly answer his questions, and we also get some story notes and indications of cuts made for the final product. A poorly recorded affair, it can be tough to hear some of the folks, which makes it a difficult listen at times. The track also often meanders and rambles, so it can seem tedious; it’s one of the most low-key group tracks I’ve heard. Commentaries for other Smith films are excellent, so this one remains an only sporadically worthwhile disappointment. It does reveal, however, that Jason Mewes may not have had to do much actual acting in his role as dopey druggie Jay.

Next we get an enhanced playback track. Otherwise known as a trivia track, this one uses the subtitle stream to sporadically present information about Clerks. It tells us general notes about Smith and the other participants, tidbits about the film’s reception and success, connections with other Smith efforts, definitions of the chapter titles, and trivia and goofs in the movie itself. These seem moderately interesting but not great, and more than a little overlap occurs with the commentary; if you listen to that piece while you watch the EPT, you’ll occasionally get the same information at the same time. Also, more than a little dead space pops up, as much of the movie passes without text. It’s worth a look if you’re watching the movie anyway, but don’t go out of your way for it.

When we head to the Lost Scene, we get a curious piece. As explained in an 82-second intro from Smith and Mosier, the original script included a sequence inside the funeral home but they never shot it. We then get a cartoon version of this scene, done in the same style as the Clerks animated series. Smith thinks that what we imagined happened during the funeral is more horrifying than what he wrote; he’s wrong. It’s a surprisingly dark piece that has some laughs nonetheless.

We can watch the scene on its own or integrated into the movie. This uses seamless branching but does so awkwardly; a distinct pause occurs when the film goes to and from the animation. Never mind that the material is in color - and a cartoon, of course. It’s cool to have this option, but I can’t imagine anyone will really like it as more than a curiosity, for it badly breaks the flow of the movie.

Next we get The Flying Car. In a 124-second introduction, Smith tells us about the origins of the 2001 short film. We then see the flick, and it lasts six minutes and 10 seconds. It features O’Halloran and Anderson in character as Randal and Dante, which is why it pops up here. It’s a simple piece in which the two talk while stuck in traffic, and it’s clever and funny.

After this we find eight MTV Spots with Jay and Silent Bob. As always, we start with a six-minute and 37-second intro from Smith and Mosier, who fill us in with the background on these pieces. The clips themselves go for 11 minutes and 15 seconds total as they offer comedic interstitials to go between videos. They range from very funny to passable and come as a welcome bonus.

After this we get the theatrical trailer and a Soul Asylum music video directed by Smith. The trailer presents the same spoken intro from Smith found with the original DVD, but the video gives us the director and Mosier in a 95-second lead-in clip from 2004. The trailer isn't as good as Smith seems to believe, but it's still effective. The video is kind of fun - it includes the actors and characters from Clerks as well as the band - but it's nothing remarkable. Still, it's more creative and entertaining than the average music video.

Three elements pop up in the Clerks Restoration domain. “Restoring the Clerks Sound with Scott Mosier” goes for five minutes and 14 seconds. He offers a good recap of the film’s audio history and what they did to improve it (as much as possible) for the 2004 DVD. “Restoring the Clerks Look with David Klein” goes a mere 35 seconds as the DP provides a very rudimentary statement about the new transfer. Lastly, “Introduction to the Theatrical Cut with Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier” takes seven minutes and one second. Smith rambles about how the movie looks and sounds better but is still the same flick, and then he visits with Mosier as the latter works on the audio. It’s even looser than usual, which makes it funny.

Next we get a collection of Original Auditions. These come for Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, and Ernest O’Donnell. The standard Smith/Mosier introduction takes two minutes, 49 seconds to set up these clips, and then we see 11 minutes and six seconds of auditions. Lots of bad acting shows up here, which makes it awkward to watch at times but nonetheless a cool addition to the package.

Next we find The First Cut of Clerks. Presented fullframe with stereo audio, this appears to come from a videotape source, and it looks pretty bad. This version runs 104 minutes, which means it extends the theatrical cut by about 12 minutes. That amount surprised me, for as I watched the First Cut, it didn’t seem like it included significant extra material.

Almost all of the additional shots came from extensions of existing scenes. For example, we got more of Jay and Silent Bob’s introductions, and Dante’s first chats with both Veronica and Randal now last longer. The First Cut also used different inserts and cuts.

The most significant change came from the alternate ending. I won’t reveal it other than to state that boy was it inappropriate! It would have been radically out of place in this film. The theatrical version of Clerks remains superior, but it was cool to see this First Cut.

This cut of the film comes with its own audio commentary. It presents remarks from Smith, Mosier, O’Halloran, Mewes, and actor Jeff Anderson. All of them sit together for their running, screen-specific chat. They discuss topics such as experiences each went through due to the success of the film, its low-budget creation, and the changes between this cut and the final one.

Actually, we don’t hear much about that latter subject, which seems odd. Instead, the piece takes on mostly an anecdotal flavor, which provides some of its best moments. The story about Mosier seeing Smith’s mom naked is particularly amusing. Otherwise, this track seems just as lackluster as the original one. The guys eat during much of the discussion, which becomes annoying, and it often drags. I find to tough to remember much substance or entertainment value behind what they say, which is the mark of an ordinary commentary. A few decent elements emerge - like details of how Anderson fell in love on the set - but this remains a bland track.

For the more daring among you, this piece can also be viewed as a video commentary. With this activated, the movie occasionally branches off to show footage of the men in the studio. It seems pretty pointless to me.

Finally, the disc includes an introduction from Smith and Mosier that runs when you start the “First Cut” of the movie. It runs eight minutes and 41 seconds as they BS about the Patrick Swayze clunker Roadhouse for a few minutes before they give us some info about the alternate cut of the movie. It’s funny and useful.

Next comes a 2004 documentary called The Snowball Effect. In this 90-minute and 25-second piece, we get a general look at Clerks and Smith’s life and career. We get movie clips, archival materials and interviews. We discover notes from Smith, Hapstak, Mewes, Pereira, Mosier, Klein, O’Halloran, Anderson, his mother Grace, friends Ernie O’Donnell, Mike Belicose, Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, writers Peter Broderick and Amy Taubin, producer’s representative John Pierson and his wife Janet, independent film consultant Bob Hawk, Miramax’s Harvey Weinstein, Mark Tusk and Jon Gordon, Sundance Film Festival director Geoff Gilmore, and actors Marilyn Ghigliotti, John Willyung and Joe Bagnole.

“Snowball” covers the gamut of Clerks-related topics. It goes through Smith’s early life and his family, formative experiences and school, early writing and live comedic performances, post-high school friendships and development, real-life antecedents to the material in Clerks, jobs, cinematic influences, Smith’s movement into filmmaking, his partnership with Mosier, their early attempt at a documentary, additional friendships and movement toward Clerks, early concepts for the film and its growth, financing the flick, casting and auditions, rehearsals and conflicts, technical concerns, shooting and many issues and topics from the set, post-production, receptions and screenings, early failures and gaining exposure, festivals and distribution, and the aftermath.

Is “Snowball” the best DVD/Blu-ray supplement documentary ever? I don’t know if I’d go that far, but it’s pretty close to that peak. From start to finish, it provides a frank, concise and lively discussion of the movie. It runs through almost every necessary subject and does so in a tight and brisk manner. The program pulls no punches and provides an absolutely terrific experience that thoroughly succeeds.

Mae Day: The Crumbling of a Documentary opens with the now standard intro from Smith and Mosier. It lasts 73 seconds before we head to the 10-minute and 23-second short film. Referred to in “Snowball”, this area offers the full piece. When a documentary about a transsexual collapses, Smith and Mosier humorously delineate its demise in this program. It’s a fairly amusing look at early Smith.

The 10th Anniversary Q&A fills 42 minutes and seven seconds. It features Smith, Klein, Mosier, Ghigliotti, Mewes, Anderson, and O’Halloran. This go over subjects like the ending, conflicts after the sale of the flick, favorite parts of the flick, the restoration, real-life inspirations, what they got from the experience, Randal’s sexual orientation, challenges during shooting, and earlier relationships. Much of the information appears elsewhere, so don’t expect a lot of fresh material. However, the crowd includes some really annoying fans whose asinine questions clearly get on the participants’ nerves; those moments offer perverse amusement.

Next we find a whopping 41 minutes and 27 seconds of Outtakes from “Snowball Effect”. These include remarks from Smith, Flanagan, Anderson, Mosier, film critic Janet Maslin, and Johnson. It also includes some archival moments like Geoff Gilmore’s Sundance introduction of the flick and Smith and Mosier’s acceptance speech. Some of the elements would have fit into the full program, such as Smith’s discussion of casting Lisa Spoonauer and splitting filmmaking duties with Mosier and their relationship, a personal argument during post-production and the whirlwind of activity when Clerks succeeded. Much of it seems tangential and would’ve come across as extraneous in “Effect”. That doesn’t make those comments useless, though, as they provide a lot of cool moments. We hear of things like Anderson’s audition for a live-action Clerks TV show and the creative writing class taken by Smith and Johnson during which they alienated all the other students. A lot more fun material shows up here to make the set good to see.

Finally, the Blu-ray includes Oh What a Lovely Tea Party: The Making of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. When one sees the inclusion of a Strike Back documentary on the Clerks Blu-ray, one may ask: huh? In his three-minute and 18-second intro, Smith explains to us why he plopped “Party” on this disc.

The one-hour, 27-minute and 17-second “Party” provides notes from Smith, O’Halloran, Mewes, composer James Venable, and actors Ben Affleck, Chris Rock, Alanis Morrissette, Jason Biggs, Matt Damon, Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer Schwalbach, Morris Day, Jerome Benton, George Carlin, Will Ferrell, Shannon Doherty, Jason Lee, Mark Hamill, Judd Nelson, James Van Der Beek, and Jon Stewart. It mostly consists of footage from the shoot, though a mix of comments from the aforementioned participants occur.

“Party” is something of a scattershot documentary, as it doesn’t give us a terribly concise view of the production. It’s all over the place, so don’t expect it to follow a straight line. Still, we get some good observations from the participants, and the footage from the set offers interesting glimpses of the shoot. While not one of the disc’s best extras, it’s enjoyable.

Though most of the 10th Anniversary DVD’s extras repeat here, we do lose a few. The Blu-ray drops a photo gallery, “Original Kevin Smith Journals”, and a collection of “Articles and Reviews”. I liked these, so it’s too bad they fail to reappear here.

Kevin Smith’s first film doesn’t remain his best, but it offers a frequently creative and clever piece of work. It sets up his style well and despite many flaws, it presents enough strong moments to still work neatly. Though picture and audio remain lackluster at best, but the supplements provide a nearly exhaustive roster of materials that give us a very full vision of the film’s creation and many related subjects.

No sane person would expect stellar visuals and sound from Clerks on Blu-ray. The disc offers an acceptable presentation of the flick, but it’s always been and always will be an ugly movie. The Blu-ray does throw one bone to fans: a previously unreleased documentary – about a different film! If you don’t own the 10th anniversary Clerks DVD, the Blu-ray is a good purchase, but even with the new documentary, it’s hard to recommend this as an “upgrade” since it doesn’t really upgrade the quality of the film presentation.

Note that you can purchase the Blu-ray of Clerks on its own or as part of a package called “Kevin Smith 3-Movie Collection”. This set also includes Blu-rays of Chasing Amy and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It retails for $89.99, which means it’s about $20 cheaper than the separate prices of the three movies. If you want all of them on Blu-ray, it’s a good deal.

To rate this film, visit the 10th Anniversary Edition review of CLERKS

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