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John Guillermin, Charles McCracken
Linda Hamilton, Brian Kerwin, Peter Elliott, John Ashton, George Yiasoumi, Peter Michael Goetz, Frank Maraden
Writing Credits:
Steven Pressfield, Ronald Shusett

The Legendary Kong is Back!

If you thought the beast was dead, think again! In this thrilling sequel to the original smash hit King Kong, scientists discover a way to bring the giant gorilla back to life - if only they can find a blood match. When doctors travel back to the primate's native Africa, they miraculously discover a female of Kong's size just in time! But after the successful transfer, the government learns of the pair and is determined to avoid the bloodshed from the first rampage. Now, one doctor, committed to saving the two, will battle the military in order to keep the magnificent gorillas alive!

Box Office:
Domestic Gross
$4.711 million.

Rated PG-13

Widescreen 2.35:1/16x9
English Dolby Digital 5.1
English Dolby 2.0

Runtime: 105 min.
Price: $14.98
Release Date: 9/7/2004

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King Kong Lives (1986)

Reviewed by Colin Jacobson (December 15, 2004)

Sometimes we choose to watch movies for odd reasons, and I definitely put my decision to view 1986ís King Kong Lives into that category. Though I was 19 when it came out, I possess absolutely no recollection of it from that period. Really, the only reason I maintain any awareness of the flick at all comes from my enjoyment of 1998ís wild action spoof The Big Hit. Part of its plot revolves around a videotape of - you guessed it - King Kong Lives.

Just as the mention of Navy Seals in Clerks makes it infamous, the prominence of Lives in The Big Hit did the same for me. Because of that, when I saw Lives show up on my door, I couldnít resist.

Lives literally begins with the end of the 1976 version of King Kong. We see the authorities blast the big ape off the top of the World Trade Center, fall to the street and apparently expire.

Or maybe not. The flick immediately hops ahead 10 years to go to the Atlanta Institute. We see that scientists have kept a comatose Kong on life support during that period. They built him an artificial heart but he needs a blood transfusion to survive. However, since giant apes arenít exactly a dime a dozen, they lack a donor.

From there we head to the jungles of Borneo, where we meet Hank Mitchell (Brian Kerwin), an explorer who searches for gems. He happens upon another monstrous monkey, who the natives then shoot with poisonous darts and knock unconscious. Mitchell soon calls upon the Institute and offers to sell the ape to them as long as they come up with the desired sum of money.

Mitchell only wants to sell the whole monkey, but Dr. Amy Franklin (Linda Hamilton) fears that the presence of a female will stir up Kong and she just wants the blood. Against her wishes, her superiors agree to Mitchellís deal.

Mitchell escorts ďLady KongĒ to Atlanta aboard a private jet, and we see that she maintains a fondness for him; only he can calm her when she gets upset. They perform the transfusion and the heart transplant operation, both of which succeed. Lady Kong lives in a warehouse temporarily while they build a permanent facility for her, and Kong recovers with Dr. Franklin at his side.

When Kong awakens, he smells the Lady from a mile away. With the desire for some jungle love, he struggles to leave and must be tranquilized. Franklin warns that they need to keep the two big apes more separated than they currently are, and Mitchell agrees. The powers that be agree to complete the facilities within 48 hours, while Mitchell pursues a romantic interest with Franklin as well.

As they attempt to sedate and move Lady, Kong wakes up again and goes on a rampage. He easily snaps his chains and heads out to get him some nookie. He greets the Lady and takes her away with him.

Not content to let the lovebirds - uh, lovemonkeys - wander the hills of Georgia unimpeded, the military intervenes with forces commanded by Colonel RT Nevitt (John Ashton). While the armed forces take control, Mitchell and Franklin create an uneasy alliance to ensure the survival of their pet simians. The rest of the movie follows Mr. and Mrs. Kong and the various attempts to deal with their rampage.

I believe they invented the phrase ďprofoundly sillyĒ to describe King Kong Lives. Itís the insult added to the injury of the mediocre 1976 Kong remake. Any film that starts with creation of the worldís largest artificial heart starts on rocky territory, and Lives does nothing to redeem itself from there.

The film operates at two extremes: broad campiness and utter, painful seriousness. We watch these conflicting trends at work in the performances of its leads. On one hand, Hamilton plays her part with a completely straight face. Actually, she lends Franklin a surprisingly stiff and wooden turn. I canít tell if she took the role really seriously or if she felt so embarrassed to be there that she pretended to buy into it to save face.

On the other hand, we get Kerwinís broad and goofy work as Mitchell. He makes the character a throwback to a Forties adventure flick, a sort of half-assed Indiana Jones without any sense of spark or personality. Heís so loose in the part that he often veers into the realm of camp. Ashton also tends to play his role in this manner. He clearly did all of his character research through a couple of Sgt. Rock comics.

Which approach works best? Neither, though I donít think anything could have redeemed this tale. The movie itself canít quite decide which path it wants to take, so both feel unsatisfying. I canít figure out anyone who could possibly take this movie seriously when it depicts goofily enormous operating instruments and drunken redneck hunters as well as when it sends the lovey-dovey apes to Honeymoon Ridge. For the most part, though, if the filmmakers wink at us, they hide it really well. I think the director usually takes things too seriously.

Iím not sure how a movie with this oneís script ever got made in the first place. Even if we get beyond the absurdity of the plot - which exists solely as an excuse to send a couple of giant apes on a rampage - the dialogue fully undermines the whole enterprise. When Franklin finally invites Mitchell to bunk with him, he asks if sheís sure about her decision. Her response? ďWeíre primates too!Ē Add to the flick lines such as ďThe other monkeyís gone apeshit!Ē and you have some of possibly the worst dialogue on record.

Admittedly, I donít know if itís likely that a movie called King Kong Lives could have been anything other than a disaster. A flick of this sort inevitably lends itself to silliness. Still, it could have been a more entertaining catastrophe, as the final result is just too painful to enjoy.

The DVD Grades: Picture B+/ Audio B-/ Bonus F

King Kong Lives appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, single-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Given the filmís age and obscurity, I didnít expect much from the transfer, but it provided a surprisingly fine presentation.

Sharpness looked solid. A smidgen of softness occasionally crept into wide shots, but not too much of that occurred. In general, the flick appeared concise and well-defined. No issues with jagged edges or shimmering happened, and I didnít see evidence of edge enhancement either. Despite the flickís vintage, print flaws stayed very minor. I noticed occasional speckling but that was about it, as the movie mostly appeared fresh.

Colors fared nicely. The movie didnít use a very dynamic palette, though some scenes like those in the jungle presented brighter hues. In any case, the tones always were accurate and well-developed. Blacks tended to be slightly mushy and not as deep as Iíd like, but they stayed within the realm of acceptability. Shadows fell into the same category. They lacked great definition but they also never caused problems. Overall, Lives looked very good.

Whereas the image seemed consistently strong, the Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtrack of King Kong Lives offered a more erratic mix of highs and lows. On the positive side, the soundfield was more encompassing than I expected. The material stayed mainly oriented toward the forward speakers, but in that domain, it really opened up the image well. Music showed competent stereo spread while effects presented strong localization and placement. The elements popped up in the appropriate spots and meshed together smoothly. Surround usage didnít seem fantastic, but the rear speakers added a good feeling of reinforcement.

Lives lost some points due to the variable quality of the audio. Speech seemed acceptable but somewhat thin, and lines occasionally came across as a little edgy. Music didnít present great vivacity, but the score remained clean and reasonably concise.

Effects were the biggest concern. At times, those elements sounded pretty clear and tight, but they also demonstrated an awful lot of distortion, especially during active sequences like Kongís escape and his rescue of the Lady. Bass response was extremely loud, too much so. The low-end material didnít become loose or boomy, but it overwhelmed the rest of the track and played too strong a role. It didnít help that I noticed an annoying low-end hum through most of the film. Much of Lives sounded good, but the various flaws caused me to lower my grade to a ďB-ď.

Although the picture and sound of Lives generally worked well, the DVD fell flat when I examined its extras. No supplements appear, as the disc lacks even a trailer.

I doubt that absence of bonus materials will surprise many, since King Kong Lives flopped and has remained obscure over the last couple of decades. Frankly, itís fairly amazing it came out on DVD at all. Donít declare a national holiday of celebration, as the absurd movie lacks much value, entertainment or otherwise. The DVD presents surprisingly good picture with erratic but mostly satisfying audio. If anybody out there actually likes Lives, theyíll be happy with this DVD. I canít recommend this bomb to anyone else, though.

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